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Easiest Turkey Recipe Ever Ever

November 20, 2012 By Shelley Zurek 34 Comments

 Easiest Turkey Recipe!  Short of Buying it at the Store–this is it!

Easiest Turkey Recipe Ever ever

Simplest Turkey Recipe for the BUSY cook

Are you befuddled by Thanksgiving? Does preparing the Turkey and all the other food make you WEEP? Here’s my solution for a worry free Thanksgiving.  It really works.  You won’t believe how easy this recipe for “Easiest Turkey Recipe Ever” is…you will be using it every week.

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Easiest Turkey Recipe Ever Ever
 
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Prep time
5 mins
Cook time
3 hours
Total time
3 hours 5 mins
 
Easiest Turkey Recipe Ever! The Brother Version
Author: Shelley Zurek
Recipe type: Entree
Serves: lots
Ingredients
  • One BIG ole Turkey, large enough to feed your Crowd.
Instructions
  1. Invite your gourmet foodie brother over (a gourmet sister or mother will work as well)
  2. Let them bring all the spices, brine, etc.
  3. Let them make the turkey with all their Foodie knowledge
  4. Praise them continuously while you make the other food. Tell them how glad you are that they are making the "Difficult Turkey".
  5. Bask in the glory of a wonderful meal because you just made the Easiest Turkey Ever Ever.
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The Chief Blonde and her brother prepare the easiest turkey recipe ever ever

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  1. Tracy says

    December 22, 2012 at 9:54 am

    Cute post!

    Came over from Saturday Top Five Laughs blog hop!

    Reply
  2. TX-Christi says

    November 28, 2012 at 3:59 am

    We draw names to find our turkey maker & divide the cost + everyone else brings a sidedish or dessert

    Reply
  3. Christina Domingue says

    November 27, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    thanks

    Reply
  4. Mel Lockcuff says

    November 25, 2012 at 7:00 pm

    Sounds like a fantastic idea! Thanks for linking up to Inspire Me Wednesday!:)

    Reply
  5. Ruth Hill says

    November 22, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    This should have been what we did this Thanksgiving rather than having my mom do the work.

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  6. Sarah Harding says

    November 22, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    I’m using this next year

    Reply
  7. Myra R says

    November 22, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    this was actually really helpful cause i just moved out on my own and this will be my first year ever making thanksgiving dinner myself so this was very helpful and makes me feel better cause i was super stressed out about it cause im not a very good cook:P

    Reply
  8. Heather! says

    November 22, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    Ha! Best.Recipe.EVER!!

    I only wish they were all this easy.

    Reply
  9. Judy Gregory says

    November 22, 2012 at 8:11 am

    alternately. go to local grocery with large hot food deli. order turkey, dressing, gravy, green bean casserole, pies and cakes. pick up and pay wednesday afternoon. thursday afternoon—-serve

    Reply
  10. Shemp DeYoung (@ShempGames) says

    November 22, 2012 at 1:15 am

    Yum! You’re making me hungry

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  11. Jadey Sam says

    November 21, 2012 at 9:50 pm

    Hahahaha that was indeed easy!!

    Reply
  12. Jayme says

    November 21, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    thank you!!!

    Reply
  13. Pretty, Polished, Perfect. says

    November 21, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    Bahahaha! I was really expecting a recipe. I want fall for that trick again 😉

    Reply
  14. mel says

    November 21, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    This looks so good Shelley!

    Reply
  15. Vicky says

    November 21, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    I don’t have a foodie in my family I think I need to adopt on

    Reply
  16. Grace Hodgin says

    November 21, 2012 at 2:55 pm

    This is a great way of doing it and I have to admit it has been so long since I’ve cooked I forgot that my 20lbs turkey was going to take so long to defrost and bought it yesterday. Yikes!

    Reply
  17. bre dale says

    November 21, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    bahhahah!! love this! that’s the way to do it, I’ve never made one myself!

    Reply
  18. Felissa (Two Little Cavaliers) says

    November 21, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    What a fantastic recipe! I don’t mind making any other part of Thanksgiving. Its the Turkey that I would rather someone else make.

    Reply
  19. Mina Slater says

    November 21, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    Hahaha! This IS the easiest turkey recipe ever! I’m definitely going to use this recipe from now on! 🙂

    Reply
  20. Michelle says

    November 21, 2012 at 2:01 am

    Haha, what a great idea! 🙂

    Reply
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