Easiest Turkey Recipe Ever Ever
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Easiest Turkey Recipe Ever! The Brother Version
Recipe type: Entree
Serves: lots
  • One BIG ole Turkey, large enough to feed your Crowd.
  1. Invite your gourmet foodie brother over (a gourmet sister or mother will work as well)
  2. Let them bring all the spices, brine, etc.
  3. Let them make the turkey with all their Foodie knowledge
  4. Praise them continuously while you make the other food. Tell them how glad you are that they are making the "Difficult Turkey".
  5. Bask in the glory of a wonderful meal because you just made the Easiest Turkey Ever Ever.
Recipe by Still Blonde After All These Years at https://stillblondeafteralltheseyears.com/easiest-turkey-recipe-ever-ever/