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Easiest Turkey Recipe Ever Ever

November 20, 2012 By Shelley Zurek 34 Comments

 Easiest Turkey Recipe!  Short of Buying it at the Store–this is it!

Easiest Turkey Recipe Ever ever

Simplest Turkey Recipe for the BUSY cook

Are you befuddled by Thanksgiving? Does preparing the Turkey and all the other food make you WEEP? Here’s my solution for a worry free Thanksgiving.  It really works.  You won’t believe how easy this recipe for “Easiest Turkey Recipe Ever” is…you will be using it every week.

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Easiest Turkey Recipe Ever Ever
 
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Prep time
5 mins
Cook time
3 hours
Total time
3 hours 5 mins
 
Easiest Turkey Recipe Ever! The Brother Version
Author: Shelley Zurek
Recipe type: Entree
Serves: lots
Ingredients
  • One BIG ole Turkey, large enough to feed your Crowd.
Instructions
  1. Invite your gourmet foodie brother over (a gourmet sister or mother will work as well)
  2. Let them bring all the spices, brine, etc.
  3. Let them make the turkey with all their Foodie knowledge
  4. Praise them continuously while you make the other food. Tell them how glad you are that they are making the "Difficult Turkey".
  5. Bask in the glory of a wonderful meal because you just made the Easiest Turkey Ever Ever.
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The Chief Blonde and her brother prepare the easiest turkey recipe ever ever

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  1. Calvin says

    January 19, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    Haven’t cooked a turkey at home before. Always seems like a challenge to make it juicy and not dry. Best way is getting someone else to do it, I agree, HAHHA

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  2. Alice F. says

    January 12, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    You are so precious; love your sense of humor! This is the easiest turkey recipe I have seen and one I will try with my big brother next Thanksgiving!

    Reply
  3. Mary Gardner says

    November 15, 2017 at 1:25 pm

    I love your recipe for an easy turkey! It is the best and easiest I have ever seen. I think I will follow your directions and call my sister!

    Reply
  4. Dixie says

    November 2, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    You are so funny! Since I don’t have anyone to cook the turkey for me, oven bags to the rescue! Throw the turkey in the bag, put it in the oven and done!

    Reply
  5. Jennifer S. says

    March 20, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    LOL….I no longer have any relatives to bribe to make turkey. Actually, I think the turkey is the easiest part of the entire meal. It’s getting everything done so that it’s ready at the same time that has me going a bit nuts. Of course, no one told me I needed to make six side items, so it’s all my fault!

    Reply
  6. Grove Hall says

    March 4, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    A Beloved Knucklehead friend sent me your post. Am I suppose this take this as his personal invitation for a visit to my place?? Dah

    Reply
  7. Amber Ludwig says

    December 11, 2015 at 9:57 pm

    Haha this is the best recipe ever!! Now where do I find me a gourmet foodie brother?!?!

    Reply
  8. Michelle says

    November 15, 2014 at 2:42 pm

    Thanks for the laugh and for sharing with See Ya in the Gumbo! With so many stressing about holiday dinners, this outlook is refreshing!

    Reply
  9. Debra @ Worth Cooking says

    November 9, 2014 at 12:54 am

    Hee hee!!! Love this recipe!

    Reply
  10. Whitney @RambleSAHM says

    November 17, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    You are hilarious!

    Reply
  11. Kayla @ TheEclecticElement says

    November 16, 2013 at 6:52 pm

    Too bad I don’t have a foodie brother to rely on cooking the ‘easy’ turkey. LOL

    That’s a pretty darn good recipe if you ask me 😉

    Reply
  12. Steph says

    November 15, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    Here is a turkey recipe my 90 year old Grandmother gave me :

    Ingredients
    15 lb turkey
    1 package pop corn kernels

    Instructions
    Fill cavity of turkey with pop corn kernels. Bake at 375. You know the turkey is done when pop corn blows out the a$$!

    She is a soft spoken, southern belle type of woman. But she does love a “bad” joke!! She gets all tickled like a little kids when she tells these types of jokes. when she told this one, she was laughing so hard, she had years stemming down her face!! I love my Grandmommy!!!

    Reply
  13. mel says

    November 9, 2013 at 7:37 am

    You are too cute! And yum for the recipe!

    Reply
  14. mel says

    December 24, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    Haha- you are funny! Love it!

    Reply
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