There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands. You seek problems because you need their gifts. – Richard Bach Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.” –Eleanor Hibbert, British author In seeking wisdom thou art wise; in imagining that thou hast […]
I Just Cry Everytime I See this One. Women over 45 will remember! “This “all purpose jumpsuit” is, according to the description, equally appropriate for playing golf or simply “relaxing around the house.” Personally, I can’t see wearing this unless you happen to be “relaxing around your cell in D-block.” Even then, the only reason […]
“Finish each day And be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities have crept in. Forget them as soon as you can.” –Ralph Waldo Emerson. I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.” –Thomas Jefferson,third U.S. president, Because […]
My Land! Some More Menopausal Quotes to Help me Through my Day! “Look at those cows and remember that the greatest scientists in the world have never discovered how to make grass into milk.” Inventor Michael Pupin “Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience.” –George Washington,1st […]
So if you think your life is complete confusion because your neighbor’s got it made, just remember that it’s a grand illusion and deep inside we’re all the same.” –Styx, American rock band, from “The Grand Illusion And always remember…..when life hands you Lemons,ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over! Life should […]
Quotes and Jokes for the Menopausal (We can use some humor!) Life is Short, Buy the Shoes ♥▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬♥ I have always admired the ability to bite off more than one can chew and then chew it. William C. deMille, American screenwriter and film director ♥▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬♥ Age doesn’t matter, unless you are a Cheese! ♥▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬♥ […]
Aren’t you HOT? Some menopausal quotes to make you smile I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one. I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back sometimes. I’ve learned that you can tell a lot […]
Life … summarized in four bottles Crap! I’m already on the third one! Cheat Sheet: Baby Bottle, Coke Bottle, Beer/Wine Bottle, IV Bottle Which Bottle are you on?