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Menopausal Quotes and Jokes of the Day-July 2010 Edition

June 24, 2010 By Shelley Zurek

 

There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands. You seek problems because you need their gifts.
– Richard Bach

Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.”
–Eleanor Hibbert,
British author


In seeking wisdom thou art wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it–thou art a fool.
–Lord Chesterfield






Not the power to remember, but its very opposite, the power to forget, is a necessary condition for our existence.”
–Sholem Asch,
Polish-American novelist


The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way.”
–Bertrand Russell,
British philosopher, logician, mathematician and historian






Hate is like acid. It can damage the vessel in which it is stored as well as destroy the object on which it is poured.” –Ann Landers,

American advice columnist


Dress shabbily, they notice the dress. Dress impeccably, they notice the woman.”
–Gabrielle “Coco” Chanel,
French fashion designer



What kind of man would live where there is no daring? I don’t believe in taking foolish chances, but nothing can be accomplished without taking any chance at all.”
–Charles A. Lindbergh,
American aviator


If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude.”
–Amy Tan,
American author



“All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.”

– T.E. LAWRENCE (Lawrence of Arabia)

America’s future will be determined by the home and the school. The child becomes largely what he is taught; hence we must watch what we teach, and how we live.

–Jane Addams,
founder of the U.S. settlement house movement

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  1. Jennifer P says

    September 6, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    I love these, and I come back to them a lot to re-read them! It just fits this time of life so well and all could use a laugh in the middle of a hot flash anyway! 😀

  2. Still Blonde after all these YEARS says

    June 24, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    It's the contemplative nature of the condition. It make me sad, glad, passionate, mad, depressed, ecstatic, moody, cranky, happy, all at once. Thus these quotes inspire or capture my mood at any one time. Besides being menopausal–I get to pick what is and is not a menopausal quote.. OH THE POWER OF IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!! BAHHAHAHAHA!

  3. concretenprimroses says

    June 24, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    I like your quote selection but what makes most of them menopausal?
    Kathy

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