My Land! Some More Menopausal Quotes to Help me Through my Day!
“Look at those cows and remember that the greatest scientists in the world have never discovered how to make grass into milk.”
Inventor Michael Pupin
“Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience.”
–George Washington,1st U.S. president
Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail
If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all
The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. Like this: It could be a right number.
I’ve reached the age where the happy hour is a nap
“Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you.”
–Princess Diana
.“Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health.”
– Julia Child
“Undertake not what you cannot perform, but be careful to keep your promise.”
–George Washington,1st U.S. president
It’s only with the heart that one can see clearly. What’s essential is invisible to the eye.
“Try not. Do… or do not. There is no try.”
–Yoda, Star Wars Hero
