My Land! Some More Menopausal Quotes to Help me Through my Day! “Look at those cows and remember that the greatest scientists in the world have never discovered how to make grass into milk.” Inventor Michael Pupin “Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience.” –George Washington,1st […]
Menopausal Quotes and Jokes of the Day–January 2009 edition
So if you think your life is complete confusion because your neighbor’s got it made, just remember that it’s a grand illusion and deep inside we’re all the same.” –Styx, American rock band, from “The Grand Illusion And always remember…..when life hands you Lemons,ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over! Life should […]
The essence of Chutzpah for Women over 45
Chutzpah is a Yiddish word meaning gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, sheer guts plus arrogance; it’s Yiddish and, as Leo Rosten writes, no other word, and no other language, can do it justice. This example is better than a thousand words… A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a […]
Menopausal Quotes and Jokes of the Day
Quotes and Jokes for the Menopausal (We can use some humor!) Life is Short, Buy the Shoes ♥▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬♥ I have always admired the ability to bite off more than one can chew and then chew it. William C. deMille, American screenwriter and film director ♥▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬♥ Age doesn’t matter, unless you are a Cheese! ♥▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬♥ […]
Life Summarized–Women 45 and over, Menopause Jokes
Life … summarized in four bottles Crap! I’m already on the third one! Cheat Sheet: Baby Bottle, Coke Bottle, Beer/Wine Bottle, IV Bottle Which Bottle are you on?
WOMEN 45 AND OVER: Menopause Parking. The Perfect Menopause Gifts!
Menopause Gifts — Menopause Parking Menopause Gifts can be difficult to choose. Chondra Price shares a priceless Gift of Comedy, where she recommends a new kind of designated parking . In addition to Handicap Parking, Employee of the Month Parking and Expectant Mother Parking…Chonda believes there is still one necessary kind of parking needed.. watch […]