So if you think your life is complete confusion because your neighbor’s got it made, just remember that it’s a grand illusion and deep inside we’re all the same.” –Styx, American rock band, from “The Grand Illusion And always remember…..when life hands you Lemons,ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over! Life should […]
Chutzpah is a Yiddish word meaning gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, sheer guts plus arrogance; it’s Yiddish and, as Leo Rosten writes, no other word, and no other language, can do it justice. This example is better than a thousand words… A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a […]
Quotes and Jokes for the Menopausal (We can use some humor!) Life is Short, Buy the Shoes ♥▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬♥ I have always admired the ability to bite off more than one can chew and then chew it. William C. deMille, American screenwriter and film director ♥▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬♥ Age doesn’t matter, unless you are a Cheese! ♥▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬♥ […]
Aren’t you HOT? Some menopausal quotes to make you smile I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one. I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back sometimes. I’ve learned that you can tell a lot […]
Life … summarized in four bottles Crap! I’m already on the third one! Cheat Sheet: Baby Bottle, Coke Bottle, Beer/Wine Bottle, IV Bottle Which Bottle are you on?