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Menopausal Quotes and Jokes of the Day–January 2009 edition

January 28, 2010 By Shelley Zurek

styx Grand Illusion
So if you think your life is complete confusion because your neighbor’s got it made, just remember that it’s a grand illusion and deep inside we’re all the same.”
–Styx,
American rock band, from “The Grand Illusion
 

And always remember…..when life hands you Lemons,ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over!


Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOOO HOOOOO what a ride!’ 

If  you can’t be a good example — then you’ll just  have to be a horrible warning.  
 
 
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