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Life Summarized–Women 45 and over, Menopause Jokes

November 12, 2009 By Shelley Zurek 15 Comments

Life … summarized in four bottles 

menopausal jokes
 

 Crap! I’m already on the third one!

Cheat Sheet:   Baby Bottle, Coke Bottle, Beer/Wine Bottle, IV Bottle

Which Bottle are you on?

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Filed Under: baby boomer, menopausal jokes, menopausal quotes, Menopause, menopause joke, menopause quote, over 45 women, women

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  1. Kelly O says

    December 12, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    LOL sadly true. Thanks for the giggle.

    Reply
  2. Becky says

    December 11, 2020 at 11:09 am

    😂😂

    Reply
  3. Sarah L says

    December 7, 2020 at 1:37 am

    I need more wine….

    Reply
  4. Holli Hudson says

    December 6, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    😂😂 love it

    Reply
  5. Shannon Gilchrist says

    December 6, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    So funny!

    Reply
  6. Barrie says

    December 6, 2020 at 1:30 am

    Love this! How about some more jokes?

    Reply
  7. tiffany c says

    December 5, 2020 at 11:50 am

    wine bottle for sure! LOL

    Reply
  8. Dana Rodriguez says

    November 30, 2020 at 10:27 am

    I am at the beer bottle lol

    Reply
  9. Soraya M says

    November 29, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    I am on the third one inching towards the fourth.

    Reply
  10. Linda Laster-Bivens says

    November 29, 2020 at 4:29 am

    BEER-yep- a beer

    Reply
  11. Tiffany says

    November 28, 2020 at 7:40 pm

    Definitely already on the 3rd one lol

    Reply
  12. Deanna M says

    November 24, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    Lol. love this.

    Reply
  13. Nidhi C says

    November 19, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    haha. that’s funny.

    Reply
  14. Trish F says

    November 18, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    LOL, me too on btl. 3!

    Reply
  15. Elissa Hammond says

    November 13, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    Lol this post is funny!

    Reply

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