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Menopausal Quotes and Jokes of the Day-July 2010 Edition

[ 4 ] June 24, 2010 |

I  don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything…
but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.


There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands. You seek problems because you need their gifts.
- Richard Bach

Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.”
–Eleanor Hibbert,
British author


In seeking wisdom thou art wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it–thou art a fool.
–Lord Chesterfield





Never confuse motion with action.”
–Benjamin Franklin,
American inventor, statesman




Not the power to remember, but its very opposite, the power to forget, is a necessary condition for our existence.”
–Sholem Asch,
Polish-American novelist


The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way.”
–Bertrand Russell,
British philosopher, logician, mathematician and historian










If you foolishly ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it. Your life will be impoverished. But if you invest in beauty, it will remain with you all the days of your life.”
–Frank Lloyd Wright,
American architect




People always call it luck when you’ve acted more sensibly than they have.
–Anne Tyler,
American author

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

–Elizabeth Bibesco,
British writer



 Hate is like acid. It can damage the vessel in which it is stored as well as destroy the object on which it is poured.” –Ann Landers,
American advice columnist


 Dress shabbily, they notice the dress. Dress impeccably, they notice the woman.”
–Gabrielle “Coco” Chanel,
French fashion designer



What kind of man would live where there is no daring? I don’t believe in taking foolish chances, but nothing can be accomplished without taking any chance at all.”
–Charles A. Lindbergh,
American aviator


If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude.”
–Amy Tan,
American author



“All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.”

- T.E. LAWRENCE (Lawrence of Arabia)

America’s future will be determined by the home and the school. The child becomes largely what he is taught; hence we must watch what we teach, and how we live.

–Jane Addams,
founder of the U.S. settlement house movement

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  1. concretenprimroses says:
    June 24, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    I like your quote selection but what makes most of them menopausal?
    Kathy

  2. Still Blonde after all these YEARS says:
    June 24, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    It's the contemplative nature of the condition. It make me sad, glad, passionate, mad, depressed, ecstatic, moody, cranky, happy, all at once. Thus these quotes inspire or capture my mood at any one time. Besides being menopausal–I get to pick what is and is not a menopausal quote.. OH THE POWER OF IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!! BAHHAHAHAHA!

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  4. Jennifer P says:
    September 6, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    I love these, and I come back to them a lot to re-read them! It just fits this time of life so well and all could use a laugh in the middle of a hot flash anyway! :D